April 2011
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“Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A certain flower or a...”
– Giles, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, on why books are better than computers (via bethrevis)
Apr 26th
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Slushpile Hell: A magnanimous offer for the...
slushpilehell: ….While this is a literary novel, I believe it could appeal to low-class readers. And all the “low-class readers” will rejoice at your largess, bequeathing such a literary gift to them. I hereby nominate you as Humanitarian of the Year.
Apr 26th
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Slushpile Hell: Bi-Winning!
slushpilehell: Dear Slushpile Hell Scum, you think you’re so funny. I wish I knew who you were so I could come mock you and everyone in your little circle of ugliness. I’ve written a fiction novel—a GREAT novel. Do you think I’ll ever submit my manuscript to a CLOWN like you, or ANY of your fellow clown literary agents for that matter? Think again. You’re missing out on MILLIONS of dollars...
Apr 25th
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SlushPile Hell: A grumpy agent is offered "The New... →
The work I am introducing might as well be referred to as the Bible of the 21st century or a Bible replacement, for it teaches about life and death, it suggests proper behaviour, and yes, it is many times theoretical, although, it is fairly exempt from fables, keeping the simplicity. However,…
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
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March 2011
20 posts
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Mar 31st